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Have you ever needed help getting off the phone with someone? Perhaps a long winded associate, or a pesky tele-marketer? Well - we have just the solution for you!

Introducing our unique In Your Pocket Excuses Machine. This little gadget gives you 6 different sounds that will help you out of the tightest spot - and get you off of the phone fast.

The following sounds are loud enough to cause havoc on a bus or train.

Baby crying - You say:
"I have to go, the baby is crying!"

Door bell - You say:
"I have to go someone is at the door."

Static - You say:
"You're breaking up!"

Knock...Knock...Chinese food - You say
"My lunch delivery is here, I'll talk to you later."

Car crashing - Play this one, and just hang up (Perfect for bill collectors).

Siren - Play the siren and say a cop is behind your car.